I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
These days people don't think with their mind, soul and heart.. They say shit to us and then they realize they were… — Mindy Morin Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Darn pretty pink pum, pum just hearing that pet name girl I get arouse !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I love being talked about. I'm the center of every ones attention. I FEEL SO FAMOUS! :) — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Ok we are going to keep it quiet; don't let nobody know we are in love !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Once you learn how to close your mouth, maybe you can work on those legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love rumors. I find out all types of shit I never even knew about myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since you're already back there talking s**t, why don't you bend down and kiss my a** — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your talking shit about someone and they're right by you.. woops! — Nikki Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey hoe, I brought you a to-go box, since you been screwin' my leftovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tell them for me, who care if it is lust? I am not 18 years old anymore !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Talk shit bitch, I don't give a fuck. You ain't nothin but a joke, we're laughing at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dealing with shit talkers, theres one thing I've learned...They're only powerfull when you got your back turned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls look me up and down but never have anything say; funny how the words come out the moment I walk away... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
