I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I understand fully that a bitch is a female dog. I also understand that it pisses you off whenever someone calls you… — Nia Ottun Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good for you bro, now you are the 53rd man who had sex with my EX! I was the 52nd guy, you… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Look I live my life and I dont need your approval.You should try to live your own life too. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Dealing with shit talkers, theres one thing I've learned...They're only powerfull when you got your back turned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how after an arguement I think of more clever shit I should have said. — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
Hey hoe, I brought you a to-go box, since you been screwin' my leftovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't get angry when others are talking behind your back... because they're just proving that your life is obviously more interesting than… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Tell them for me, who care if it is lust? I am not 18 years old anymore !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
These days people don't think with their mind, soul and heart.. They say shit to us and then they realize they were… — Mindy Morin Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
