When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think it's so scummy when 'friends' write tweets about each other, if you have a problem then be a real friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're talking about someone and they're right behind you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You only talk behind someone back when you know what your telling peoples is a lies. If it the truth then say… — Ngan Hoai Tran Vo Copy Share Image
It's so unfair when people yell in other languages and its like I don't wtf your saying, if yur gonna bitch at… — Syoung Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth — Dominique Young Unique Copy Share Image
Since you're already back there talking s**t, why don't you bend down and kiss my a** — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say shitting is call of nature.....does that means FARTING is a misscall!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there. — Prince Khetran 03366052991 Copy Share Image
Mostly all famous inventions start off as an accidents. For instance, my invention of running over cats. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not calling you a slut I'm calling you a penny because your two faced worthless and in everybody's pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
