I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My boyfriend not allowed to wear anything Nike, the only thing he better be 'Just Doing' is me. — Caitlin Copy Share Image
I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am wicked like that, plus that is how I does get my Jones. My EX, she is going to be the… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good for you bro, now you are the 53rd man who had sex with my EX! I was the 52nd guy, you… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Don't get angry when others are talking behind your back... because they're just proving that your life is obviously more interesting than… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have any money to lend you ok bro. I find you are being over nice to me. Are you looking… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Like all your fucking friends are fake bro? You sounding like a Professor of Fake friends? Or shit is true you are… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
