Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Playing games Shit talking Twitter Witty
The dishwasher is the best invention in the world, I didn't grow up with one so it's my prize possession in the kitchen! — Laura Whitmore Copy Share Image
Future generations will know there's nothing mystical about wetware because by 2100, Moore's law will have given us tiny quantum computers powerful enough to… — Frank Tipler Copy Share Image
I was on a boat the other day when my computer fell into the ocean and it was a Dell so now it's Rolling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been playing video games ever since I could afford to play video games. — Ben Wallace Copy Share Image
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit. — Eric Porterfield Copy Share Image
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
