Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Last night Shit talking Twitter Witty
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Don't call her a slut jus cause she moved on. Call yourself dumb for letting her go. — Summer Copy Share Image
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You call her a slut, a whore, and a bitch... But yet you were the one who dated her. — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
This girl tell me, say she horny. She want to give it to me out the door. This girl fuck me like she know… — French Montana Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
If you think your girlfriend is such a bitch, a hoe or a slut, why are you still with her? You call your own… — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
I told her take her drawers off and she says I ain't wearin' none. I asked her who this pussy for, she said ransom. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
