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“Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl.”

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Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!

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Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.

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I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.

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I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid…

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Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least…

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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.

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Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world…

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Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching…

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If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die...not sorry.

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You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole…

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I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not…

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I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

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I have said no such thing.i am only resolved to act in a way that will enhance my happiness'

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I don't claim to be a good woman, but I do claim to be good at being a woman.

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According to the Western model, pregnancy is a disease, menopause is a disease, and even getting pregnant is a disease. Dangerous drugs and devices…

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A woman with a voice is by definition a strong woman. But the search to find that voice can be remarkably difficult.

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A woman's place isn't above her man or beneath her man it's beside her man.

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Being a woman is interesting, but it shouldn’t stop you from being a person.

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This is a movement to say we're more than just our dresses. ... It's hard being a woman in Hollywood or any industry.

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