Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Caught having sex - Swift Cover” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Having sex Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
“Hold on. Back up. This ‘incident’ at Shannon’s apartment. Say that again? Her mom walked in on you two having sex and recorded it?… — Julia Kent Copy Share Image
Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift. If that sounds unbelievable, then try reading it… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She closed her eyes and tried to imagine sex entering the picture. Would sex enter the picture in a silk robe, or would it… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Consider yourself caught. Get the FUCK out of my house. Get out of my life. Get your shit out of my face. Don't touch… — Alla Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Daniel finds himself giving in to the powerful urge to let his normally subdued desires run wild. The lady wants non-judgmental, non-vanilla sex? She’s… — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
“Just imagine spending your entire adult life in the big city, meeting tons of attractive fellow singles day in and day out, year after… — Marah J. Hardt Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
