Love Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 4

Love Love, to be real, must cost, it must hurt, it must empty us of self.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy;

— Nikhil Saluja

A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.

— Nikhil Saluja

Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul.

— Nikhil Saluja

True Love is like Justin Bieber's masculinity. It doesn't exist.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love what you did with your hair - no guy ever

— Nikhil Saluja

Love me for a Reason & Let the reason be Love. ¥

— Nikhil Saluja

The British Royal Family had to be Gujjus - love dressing gaudy whenever they step out.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

— Nikhil Saluja

There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when either party is good at taking orders

— Nikhil Saluja

Ignore your Ego¦.and¦.Learn to Love..!

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

— Nikhil Saluja

I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!

— Nikhil Saluja

We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us & hurt the…

— Nikhil Saluja

My biggest problem is falling in love with those who retweet me,

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't believe in love at first sight but I do believe in judging at first sight.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course;

— Nikhil Saluja

You can't spell love without I want to jump off a fucking bridge.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

— Nikhil Saluja

I have a thing for people who unfollow me, it's called hate.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

— Nikhil Saluja