Life Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vice: Anything you enjoy that is bad for you

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is just the thing we do in between Poops.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.

— Nikhil Saluja

Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't want you to tell me to get a life. I want you to tell me how.

— Nikhil Saluja

My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.

— Nikhil Saluja

Stay strong, be positive. We all struggle sometimes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is similar to a Boxing match. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down- It is declared when you refuse to…

— Nikhil Saluja

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

— Nikhil Saluja

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money…

— Nikhil Saluja

Me: Where have you been all my life? She: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm shocked at the number of people telling me to get a life. I mean, who told them that I don't have…

— Nikhil Saluja

Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is.

— Nikhil Saluja

Throughout my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes. Most of all I've…

— Nikhil Saluja

When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into your eyes without blinking. Just to let life know you don't play around.

— Nikhil Saluja

History may repeat itself, But Herstory won't ever shut the fuck up about it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it.

— Nikhil Saluja

My uncle is in a coma - he's living the dream.

— Nikhil Saluja

Domestic violence... Entertaining men since the stone age.

— Nikhil Saluja

One of the most Exciting things about Life is¦, Not knowing Whats Next.!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Since I joined Twitter, My life is dead to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Weights & Measures: 1,000,000 aches and pains = 1 megaHertz

— Nikhil Saluja

If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts.

— Nikhil Saluja

I recently started selling furniture for a living. Trouble is, it's my own!

— Nikhil Saluja

The first tweet ever was probably about destroying real life.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some people are just so good at faking feelings.

— Nikhil Saluja

PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.

— Nikhil Saluja

The sweetest things in life aren't planned..they take you by surprise.!

— Nikhil Saluja

We all have have that person in our life, we can't live without.

— Nikhil Saluja

In their last moments, people show you who they really are

— Nikhil Saluja

Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke.

— Nikhil Saluja

She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.

— Nikhil Saluja

When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life would be so much easier if our arms disappeared during our sleep.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is not easy and it will only become harder if all you do is complain.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room.

— Nikhil Saluja

The cottage went on a diet. It wanted to be a lighthouse.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life mottos: Live,Love,Laugh... But when all goes wrong: Ready, aim, FIRE!!

— Nikhil Saluja