Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Life Man Twitter Women
“It was unconscious, immobilized, totally vulnerable. It would’ve been easy to climb onto the ice and drive the point of an icicle into the… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out of his chest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The knife in the hand of a murderer kills, but if you give it to a doctor he will heal with it. — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
“His speed was so mighty that once he accidentally sliced off the testicles of the patient. A free castration, to boot! Another time, he accidentally cut off the fingers of his assistant (who often held the leg in place); during the procedure, one of the onlookers dropped dead from terror when the knife slashed close enough to cut his coat.… — Lydia Kang Copy Share
What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another? What broke when he could bring himself to thrust down the… — Alan Paton Copy Share Image
“The worst stab wound is the one to the heart. Sure, most people survive it, but the heart is never quite the same. There's… — Augustus Hill Copy Share Image
“before. She recognized it and nailed the diagnosis. According to their best guess, a spider had bitten his arm, causing the rapid onset… — D.X. Ferris Copy Share Image
There was always news coming back to the quarter about someone who had been killed or sent to prison for killing someone else: Snowball,… — Ulysses S. Grant Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
