Life Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 4

Sukc my dikc, aoutocrrtc.

— Nikhil Saluja

The sweetest things in life aren't planned..they take you by surprise.!

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl calling another girl a slut is like a retweet but in real life, because you just gave her a shitload…

— Nikhil Saluja

Now I'm living in the past with all these regrets.

— Nikhil Saluja

One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

— Nikhil Saluja

She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.

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I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.

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Adulterate: Full price at the movies

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When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing…

— Nikhil Saluja

Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.

— Nikhil Saluja

Everything is valuable only at two times; before getting it, and after losing it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I recently started selling furniture for a living. Trouble is, it's my own!

— Nikhil Saluja

When I don't get RT's, I assume half of you are sleeping and the other half have a life.

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Warning to 3-5 yrs old: Be careful about everything you say or do. You'll be hearing about it from parents, for the…

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life;

— Nikhil Saluja

I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over.

— Nikhil Saluja

If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...

— Nikhil Saluja

You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of…

— Nikhil Saluja

My life just revolves around Fuck this up, I'll just do it tomorrow

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't want you to tell me to get a life. I want you to tell me how.

— Nikhil Saluja

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful.

— Nikhil Saluja

Shockingly, I'm not this big of an asshole in real life.

— Nikhil Saluja

Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul.

— Nikhil Saluja