Life Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 3

Life is not easy and it will only become harder if all you do is complain.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room.

— Nikhil Saluja

The cottage went on a diet. It wanted to be a lighthouse.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life mottos: Live,Love,Laugh... But when all goes wrong: Ready, aim, FIRE!!

— Nikhil Saluja

If you are surrounded by people with empty lives don't expect them to fill yours

— Nikhil Saluja

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

— Nikhil Saluja

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

When life gets too stressful...Masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

We can't kiss our elbow is enough to make us realize that some things in life are very close to us,but still…

— Nikhil Saluja

You weren't put on this earth to please other people. Live your life and eliminate all of the stress.

— Nikhil Saluja

Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives!

— Nikhil Saluja

Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E

— Nikhil Saluja

Two things bring happiness & success in life: 1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and 2. The way you…

— Nikhil Saluja

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices.

— Nikhil Saluja

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women speak 20000 words a day while men only speak 7000

— Nikhil Saluja

A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ways of Life : Ideas won't work unless YOU do.

— Nikhil Saluja

Short & sweet line¦EMPTY POCKET and HUNGRY STOMACH teaches million things in LIFE¦!

— Nikhil Saluja

When life gives you a rainy day, play in the puddles...

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life always offer you a second chance its called tommorrow

— Nikhil Saluja

My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life.

— Nikhil Saluja

The right people who belong in your life will come to you & stay.

— Nikhil Saluja

Shockingly, I'm not this big of an asshole in real life.

— Nikhil Saluja

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.

— Nikhil Saluja

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

— Nikhil Saluja

If there are no ups & downs in life , Then you're dead.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

— Nikhil Saluja

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!

— Nikhil Saluja

5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just…

— Nikhil Saluja

The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Not paying taxes for life & yet smile & act as if they…

— Nikhil Saluja

Great Unanswered Question in Life: Who took a bite out of the apple on iPhones, Macbooks, and iPads?

— Nikhil Saluja

How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so;

— Nikhil Saluja

The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns.

— Nikhil Saluja

I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are…

— Nikhil Saluja

I fold the toilet paper In half and use it again because I like to live my life full of risks.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing

— Nikhil Saluja