One of the most Exciting things about Life is¦, Not knowing Whats Next.!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Short & sweet line¦EMPTY POCKET and HUNGRY STOMACH teaches million things in LIFE¦! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A setback in life gives you an opportunity to cherish the glory inherent in a comeback to life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is not easy and it will only become harder if all you do is complain. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life mottos: Live,Love,Laugh... But when all goes wrong: Ready, aim, FIRE!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only way to let somebody know they are being a dick, is by acting like a bigger dick. This explains my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Not paying taxes for life & yet smile & act as if they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
