Duct tape Quote by Nikhil Saluja

A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it…

— Carissa Aydaa

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

— G Weilacher

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

— Garrison Keillor

I think I've finally realized that duct tape can't fix everything

— Anonymous

Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall … And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch … It'll move on its own!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

— Jase Robertson

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

— Andy Weir

No matter what is happening, the tool you need is always the one you don't have.

— Anonymous

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

— Tim Allen

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

— Boris Mironov

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

— Anonymous

Start slow and taper off.

— Walt Stack