Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Marriage Twitter Witty
“Trouble in a marriage is like monsoon water accumulating on a flat roof. You don't realize it's up there, but it gets heavier and… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to… — David Reuben Copy Share Image
Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid! — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
“Trouble in a marriage,” he later wrote, “is like monsoon water accumulating on a flat roof. You don’t realize it’s up there, but it… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
It takes two people to fix a marriage. If only one person is trying, it can be compared to a person trying to swim… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard! — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
