Marriage Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 3

MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions…

— Nikhil Saluja

Porn Rule: When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,…

— Nikhil Saluja

PARTNERSHIP, A legal fiction exactly like marriage, but without the major benefits

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable;

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener;

— Nikhil Saluja

Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ...

— Nikhil Saluja

Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

— Nikhil Saluja

These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;

— Nikhil Saluja

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes

— Nikhil Saluja

Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have…

— Nikhil Saluja

If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.

— Nikhil Saluja

An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A lady with a whim of iron;

— Nikhil Saluja

Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness;

— Nikhil Saluja