Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Marriage Twitter Witty
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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
