Car Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Car Car Took Funny Guy Guy Locked Hours Humor Keys Keys Car Locked Locked Keys Marriage Polish Polish Guy Wife
My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said,… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The world was full of locked doors, and he had to get his hand on every key. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick... — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Was this a trap? It seemed too good to be… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A normal human would be dead of alcohol poisoning by now. He wanted to drive. “Give me the keys.” He considered it and dangled… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
He left the key in the ignition. No one was likely to come up here and steal the truck- and if anyone did... well,… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I don't own designer clothes, or a sports car, or a huge house, but I am seeing the world, experiencing amazing things, and I… — Roz Savage Copy Share Image
Television, radio, social media. The 24/7 news cycle plows forward mercilessly on our desks, in our cars and in our pockets. Thousands and thousands… — Joseph Prince Copy Share Image
I don't own a yacht or a flashy car. I've always had safe cars because I do so much driving. I don't think I've… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do. — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
I mean, you've kind of got the track down, especially with ovals. The only thing that improves is that when race conditions come, you… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
I was with Dre when he was just selling tapes. He didn't have a car, a license or a job. — Michel'le Copy Share Image
'Melanin Man' was inspired by the words of an Uber driver in L.A. Before I got out of the car he said, 'They're scared… — Masego Copy Share Image
The things that don't happen to us that we'll never know didn't happen to us. The nonstories. The extra minute to find the briefcase… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
