Drivers Quote by Richelle Mead

My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Turning the key, she shifted into reverse, and I could only watch in admiration as she put her arm on the back of my…

— Penelope Douglas

“Let go!” I insisted. He ignored me. I staggered along sideways across the wet sidewalk until we reached the Volvo. Then he finally freed…

— Stephenie Meyer

I dug my keys in to the side youre pretty little supped up four wheel drive. Craved my name into your leather seats. I…

— Blondie

“Half a dozen fingers pointed at the amputated wheel--he stared at it for a moment and then looked upward as though he suspected that…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went…

— Janet Evanovich

“I didn't tell him that even after a crash, a key still fits the ignition. There just isn't anything left to drive.”

— Sarah Kay

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,…

— Steven Wright

“Someone had keyed my car.”

— Ernest Cline

“What happened?" I asked. "What did you say?" Roger put the key in the ignition and looked over at me. "I told her good-bye,"…

— Morgan Matson

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

— Ilona Andrews

I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.

— Kasey Kahne