Marriage Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I often wonder how my tweets are going to sound when read aloud at my future divorce hearing.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I come home and have a new song I've written, she gives me an honest critique. If my wife likes it, I know…

— Charles Kelley

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

— Harvey Pekar

I definitely have been known to be grossly insensitive in many different ways, you can ask the wife. To speak without a filter sometimes…

— Rainn Wilson

“My wife complained”

— Various

I get lots of female attention on social media and some of it is disgusting. But my wife doesn't really care.

— Gino D'Acampo

I learn so much on Twitter all the time, and it would be a shame not to share that with my readers.

— Jenny Han

I hate writing texts to girlfriends because you can't really see emotions in texts. You can get confused on what she says.

— Theophilus London

My wife thinks I'm completely mad.

— Malcolm Williamson

I'm very aware that when my friends and I sit around over dinner these days, the conversation invariably turns to how crass the world…

— Tom Ford

You can spend the day at work, but when you go home, and you're in the role of a father or a husband, you…

— Hannah Simone

This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now?

— Nikhil Saluja