Asks Quote by Joey Adams Download Open image “A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.” — Joey Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asks Clever Expensive Love Marriage Psychiatrist Science Wife
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He wanted to ask whether she were insane, but he had been married long enough to know the price of injudicious rhetorical questions.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
“So many questions. Could she not think about what the answers might be before asking?” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“You have many questions, and I will answer them. Now, I must focus on bringing you home, so you may be my wife.” “Your… — Amber Lynn Perry Copy Share Image
“If you are paying someone to motivate you (seriously), you should rather pay to a psychiatrist.” — Anupam S Shlok Copy Share Image
“Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife.” — Janet Mullany Copy Share Image
I asked her about life, and it was as if she rummaged around in a dusty chest to get me the answers. — Bernhard Schlink Copy Share Image
My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling and screaming… — Steve Wilkos Copy Share Image
“How about you ask me something like, "What do you want more than anything?" and I reply with, "A hellhound in my bed"?” — Amanda Carlson Copy Share Image
If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Do not worry about avoiding temptations.As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started… — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.” — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise… — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I am a practicing Catholic, but my lineage is Jewish, so if someone asks me if I'm Jewish, I say yes. — Neve Campbell Copy Share Image
Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Why did Erich von Stronheim leave Germany? Why did Hitchcock leave England? If you were a director you'd like to work in Hollywood too.… — Roman Polanski Copy Share Image
There is nothing more I ask of this life than this moment, exactly so. And suddenly forever seems like too short a time. — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
Success will come when the societal attitude changes and not a single woman in America asks herself the question 'What did I do?'. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
The most fundamental question we can ever ask ourselves is whether or not the universe we live in is friendly or hostile. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The rich people are apparently leaving America. They're giving up their citizenship. These great lovers of America who made their money in this country-when… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
There is a way to be a woman, ask for what we deserve and be able to negotiate. — Tracee Ellis Ross Copy Share Image
For someone to ask 'Who did you play for' and to be able to answer a single name 'Liverpool' that would be brilliant...I don't… — Jamie Carragher Copy Share Image
I have no hesitation in saying that although the American woman never leaves her domestic sphere and is in some respects very dependent within… — Alexis de Tocqueville Copy Share Image
