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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

— Joey Adams

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.

— Christopher Titus

I'm not a psychiatrist.

— Quincy Jones

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

— Fred Allen

If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow…

— Lewis Black

I don't go to a psychiatrist. I don't go to a gym. I run away from my accountant, I run away from my dentist.…

— Marlene Dumas

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.

— John Malkovich

A psychiatrist is the god of our age. But they cost money.

— Sylvia Plath

“If you are paying someone to motivate you (seriously), you should rather pay to a psychiatrist.”

— Anupam S Shlok

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

— Dorothy Kilgallen

“The thing about this job is people go to psychiatrists and pay them $60, $70 an hour to tell them all their screwed-up fantasies,…

— Stephen King

I expect most psychiatrists have a patient or two they'd like to refer to me.

— Thomas Harris