“Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.” — James Taranto Copy Share Image
You know those tweets that make you think I wish I thought of that? Retweet those. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“IT'S NOT THE HONEY WHISKEY IN A FRIDAY NIGHT - IT'S THE MANIC SHOW OF POETRY TWEETS THAT TURNS ME ON.” — Amy King Copy Share Image
People with more than 50,000 tweets should officially be declared as Senior Citizens of Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tweeting is the new social addictions that causes everyone to wonder who someone is talking about — Taelor Chardae Copy Share Image
We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
I go through my tweets while writing and be like, 'Oh, this has staying power and is still relevant.' — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
I remember when I was at Radio 1 I would get these Tweets saying 'Shut up! You're so old!' I was 36! — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
People bring up tweets that I don't even remember, and my general response is, 'I don't know if I said it. I… — Mike Cernovich Copy Share Image
I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Twitter was like a poem. It was rich, real and spontaneous. It really fit my style. In a year and a half,… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
Way back in 2008, when the iPhone was new and Instagram was a gleam in Kevin Systrom's eye, I was involved in… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I think, generally, the president's tweets are not helpful to him. At the same time, Donald Trump is figured out a way… — Roy Blunt Copy Share Image
Kristen is obviously delusional when she tweets a one word description of herself as 'loyal.' What a joke! The only way that… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
All tweets are tasty. Any tweet anybody writes is tasty. So, I try to have each tweet not simply be informative, but… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
What he does, faults and all, he's our president. And so I want him to be successful. When these tweets come out,… — Nikki Haley Copy Share Image
I love some of the most hateful tweets. I think they're very funny. In the negative attacks on me, there are frequently… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Ignore Trump's tweets. Yes, it's unrealistic. But we would all be better off if the media reported them more rarely, reacted to… — Bret Stephens Copy Share Image
Donald Trump creates word salads. And that is awful to language, because we try to parse out what he's saying and try… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
“Reading off a page is like looking down at a landscape from a balloon – your eye "sees" the story as well… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I don't really stay away from politics but the bullshit just gets to be too much. Any political tweets I take down… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
“Whose idea was it that we should all get jobs, work faster, work better, race from place to place with our brains… — Dee Williams Copy Share Image
The tweets are getting shorter, but the songs are still 4 minutes long. You're coming up with 140-character zingers, and the song… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I never like the question about letter grades, but I think Trump is failing. I think that every day there's another set… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Cloning seems like a good idea. I'd have much more time to come up with funny tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I love talking to the people. You've seen how many tweets I do. I love the people. — Riddick Bowe Copy Share Image
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