Being cool Quote by Nikhil Saluja

“I told my doctor that I was addicted to Twitter, he said 'I don't follow you.”

— Joseph S. Carroll

I would not be able to retain all the information, all the medical jargon these doctors do. I'm not really intelligent enough is what…

— Justin Chambers

I often wonder how my tweets are going to sound when read aloud at my future divorce hearing.

— Nikhil Saluja

I read Twitter all the time, even though I rarely tweet.

— will.i.am

Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist.

— Mike Pohjola

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

— Finley Peter Dunne

I learn so much on Twitter all the time, and it would be a shame not to share that with my readers.

— Jenny Han

I write my own tweets.

— Don Rickles

Diseases follow you like twitter.

— Damian Coleman

Twitter is like overhearing people's conversations, which is exactly what dictionary editors have been wishing we could do for years.

— Erin McKean

I think that the general public understands that its own doctors are human, fallible, and flawed.

— Jed Mercurio

The tweets that I send out are not written by somebody else. They're not vetted through my communications staff.

— Chris Murphy