Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I lost her at stop telling me about your funny tweets” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Humor Twitter Witty
“The need for approval from Twitter users was something that her younger self probably would have sneered at, but now she saw it as… — Doree Shafrir Copy Share Image
Why are you so funny? If she asks this question, you got her. She is yours. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones. — Clairo Copy Share Image
Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing. — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
I'm the worst tweeter ever. I don't know what I'm doing. I really don't. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter has gotten my friends jobs. — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
