Friendship Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

My friend just came out as being gay to me today. I was so shocked I nearly choked on his cock.

— Nikhil Saluja

True friends tell you not to jump off a bridge, Best friends will look at you and yell DO A BACK FLIP…

— Nikhil Saluja

If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

— Nikhil Saluja

Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert… except you're deaf.

— Nikhil Saluja

Keep her laughing. Keep her smiling. Make your woman glow so her friends notice.

— Nikhil Saluja

My friend just told me indirectly that I wasn't human. He was like all humans make mistakes :(

— Nikhil Saluja

If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from…

— Nikhil Saluja

My friend said he didn't have time for Twitter like me, he has a job I replied shut the fuck up &…

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them

— Nikhil Saluja

Love: starts with a friendship, moves to a kiss, leads to between the legs, then finishes on her face.

— Nikhil Saluja