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Aging Quote by Rock Cowles

“I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular exercise, and plastic surgery.” quote by Rock Cowles — Download Open image

“I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular exercise, and plastic surgery.”

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