Speak to inform, educate, entertain, and inspire, but first and foremost always speak the truth. — Rock Cowles Advice Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist! — Rock Cowles 9-11 Copy Share Image
I'm a libertarian, not a liberal. That makes me pro get the f*ck out of my face, not pro poor baby. — Rock Cowles Liberal Copy Share Image
You have a certain quality that is nearly irresistible. I think it's called Spank Appeal. — Rock Cowles Flirt Copy Share Image
So apparently, I didn't even know you had a birthday. is not a valid excuse for missing one. — Rock Cowles Birthday Copy Share Image
You get your cards, place your bets, and play the best game you can. The House always wins. — Rock Cowles Football Copy Share Image
The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker) — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
I could say I don't like dating, but its more like, I backed over this glass slipper with my car and somebody… — Rock Cowles Date Copy Share Image
I've never claimed there is no god. I've simply stated I don't believe in one. The burden of proof is on those… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
What's the most interesting thing about me? Its a toss up between my frolicking, unconventional, and twisted mind and the way I… — Rock Cowles Dating Copy Share Image
I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one… — Rock Cowles Attention span Copy Share Image
I have no clue what Plato was talking about when he said that the unexamined wife was not worth leaving. I don't… — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
There are two things in life more important than a good education; Health and Integrity, neither of which can easily be replaced. — Rock Cowles Character Copy Share Image
Personal responsibility for one's own thoughts and emotions requires great courage, but is the only path to true freedom. — Rock Cowles Courage Copy Share Image
When your children are young you want to protect them from the world. When they're teenagers, you want to protect them from… — Rock Cowles Child Copy Share Image
I hate politics. It often seems like an exercise in futility and I'd like to say screw it and let it be… — Rock Cowles America Copy Share Image
For some men honor is more than a word, more than a way of life, it is more important than life. The… — Rock Cowles Best friend Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making… — Rock Cowles Awareness Copy Share Image
I think Liberals may tend to be more people oriented, whereas Conservatives are more task oriented. It makes Liberals look softheaded to… — Rock Cowles Critical thinking Copy Share Image
My singing is inspirational. When I sing, the people around me sing louder. — Rock Cowles Choir Copy Share Image
I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense. — Rock Cowles Communication Copy Share Image
Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth. — Rock Cowles Crystal meth Copy Share Image
You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles Friends Copy Share Image
Dear Single Internet Women, you DO NOT have an average build if your birthday suit looks like a snowmobile suit! — Rock Cowles Dating Copy Share Image
The biggest benefit of being highly intelligent that I've found is that when you look at other people like they're stupid you're… — Rock Cowles Highly intelligent Copy Share Image
If I ever meet C.S. Lewis in person I will either apologize to him or punch him in the head, depending on… — Rock Cowles Apologize Copy Share Image
I hate the whole Liberal mindset. It makes me nauseous and fearful for my child. I have nightmares about her being trampled… — Rock Cowles Children Copy Share Image
When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we… — Rock Cowles Death Copy Share Image
