Boy:i think this is the part when we kiss...girl:sometimes I thibnk this is the time to do crystal meth but then I… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a… — Chris Thrall Copy Share Image
“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.” — Chris Thrall Copy Share Image
My mom:I think you should do your homework. Me:well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm,… — Kaylee Copy Share Image
“Imagine this: Ice is coming to YOUR house. Can you HEAR it knocking? Are you ready? What will YOU do?” — Cornelia Connie D. DeDona Copy Share Image
Being with the president’s daughter, no matter who the president is, you are connected to the most powerful political force on earth,… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
“As a result, our big “attic” room was a Hispanic gathering place. Afternoons, it was crowded with boys from Venezuela and Cuba,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The lesson here is that a giant cupcake tattoo is typically an indication of two things: (1) Sister go her hands on… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Marketing jingles from every angle lure patrons to turn our backs on our locally owned stores, restaurants, and farms. And nobody considers… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I think it's better to be comfortable in your skin than to be miserable being who you are. Sure, the meth is… — Ashly Lorenzana Copy Share Image
“I asked the boy who wept what it felt like, crystal meth, the prettiest name for a drug besides heroin. Crystal methamphetamine.… — Hannah Lillith Assadi Copy Share Image
If I talk about the bad old days of crystal meth for too long, I start getting like, "Oh...speed...that was delicious..." But… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“The decision-making part of the brain of an individual who has been using crystal meth is very interesting. When Carly and Andy… — Dina Kucera Copy Share Image
“No, what little inspiration I have in life comes not from any sense of racial pride. It stems from the same age-old… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
“I was diagnosed with ADHD in my mid fifties and I was given Ritalin and Dexedrine. These are stimulant medications. They elevate… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
“By the way, let me shatter a myth about addiction. This whole idea that drugs are addictive... they're not in themselves addictive.… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard. — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
The only thing surfers have in common with the rest of America is they're unemployed and they love crystal meth. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“He delivers the verdict with a gravity that suggests I asked to cook crystal meth in the back office.” — Kara Thomas Copy Share Image
“It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with [referring to crystal methamphetamines]” — Fergie Copy Share Image
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Bath salts, plant food, crystal meth? Get you some Purple Crack and let the madness begin.” — Andrew Crevier Copy Share Image
“have crystal meth over in Natchez?” “Of course we do. I’m not interested in the meth. I’m interested in the men who… — Greg Iles Copy Share Image
“Homemade is a myth. You want to know some things that are homemade? Crystal meth. Crack cocaine. A pipe bomb full of… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm feeling numb, thinking of changing my name to crystal meth. Playin' this game, holding my mic like a pistol: aiming at… — Jean Grae Copy Share Image
Vamps who are dying, or think they are, give a piercing, eardrum-bursting shriek, like the love child of a screech owl and… — Faith Hunter Copy Share Image
“The maple brings tourists who come to marvel at the blazing colours of the autumn leaves and it brings cash dollars in… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I don't like hope very much. In fact, I hate it. It's the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
I have such a soft spot for Jesse Pinkman. He's just this lost kid struggling to find his way. I'm so, so… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
“He was on a wildly successful TV show on Disney for two years (playing a singing possum), before hitting the big screen,… — Sloane Tanen Copy Share Image
At first, I thought 'this series is going to be all about death and desecration,' but instead became a more complex landscape… — Ralph Steadman Copy Share Image
I grew up in the Southwest Bronx. Father an accountant, mother a schoolteacher. Brother was six years older, which explains why I… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image