Crystal meth Quote by Bo Burnham Download Open image “Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.” — Bo Burnham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crystal meth Crystals Fun Funny Humor
Tweeting is the new social addictions that causes everyone to wonder who someone is talking about — Taelor Chardae Copy Share Image
I love Twitter. It's like having a closet full of clever friends that you can visit twice a day, then shove back into the… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
On the one hand Twitter gives you the opportunity to engage with people, which is great, but on the other there are people who… — Michael Sheen Copy Share Image
Twitter is a real addiction, like the color of it, the process of it. — Earl Sweatshirt Copy Share Image
I got off Twitter just for my own mental health. It's kind of amazing. It's one of those social media sites where it's very… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
Twitter is really fun - you can talk about one person and it makes 50 others think it's about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think about Twitter as the friend that's always awake. It's why I tweet so much. — DeRay Mckesson Copy Share Image
As long as you have a firm foundation elsewhere and don't depend on other people to make you feel good or bad, then I… — Samantha Ponder Copy Share Image
Twitter is really - I got very addicted to it just because it's so simple, and it's like a video game for comedy writers… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
Twitter is an amazing thing, because people follow each other and they can make friends. — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
I love Twitter! At first I made fun of it, because it is very narcissistic, and there's already so much narcissism flowing in this… — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
Twitter is cool cause you can be sitting at home & it feels like you're out with people but without the bad breath, eye… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“The lesson here is that a giant cupcake tattoo is typically an indication of two things: (1) Sister go her hands on some crystal… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My mom:I think you should do your homework. Me:well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not. — Kaylee Copy Share Image
“The maple brings tourists who come to marvel at the blazing colours of the autumn leaves and it brings cash dollars in the form… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“The decision-making part of the brain of an individual who has been using crystal meth is very interesting. When Carly and Andy were in… — Dina Kucera Copy Share Image
If I talk about the bad old days of crystal meth for too long, I start getting like, "Oh...speed...that was delicious..." But in general,… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
Being with the president’s daughter, no matter who the president is, you are connected to the most powerful political force on earth, and that’s… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
“I asked the boy who wept what it felt like, crystal meth, the prettiest name for a drug besides heroin. Crystal methamphetamine. His head… — Hannah Lillith Assadi Copy Share Image
“Imagine this: Ice is coming to YOUR house. Can you HEAR it knocking? Are you ready? What will YOU do?” — Cornelia Connie D. DeDona Copy Share Image
Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.” — Chris Thrall Copy Share Image
