Birthday Quote by Rock Cowles

“So apparently, I didn't even know you had a birthday. is not a valid excuse for missing one.”

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I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick.

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No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion.

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Money may talk, but Debt screams like a horde of syphilitic banshees!

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The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast.

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How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which?

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I am grateful for the friends in my life and the life in my friends.

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Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity.

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I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky…

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May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday!

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I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays.

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On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

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I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

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