“OMG a little legend was born *insert year here cuz I don't know* and now look at hime all these years later a smokin' hot genuine guy that all the freaking girls go cray cray for hahaha :D I LOVE YAH MAN we have been through so many tough times not going to mention them all but look at us now were lke bro and sis tight as fuck if anyone TRYS to come intbetween us I'll shove their head up a donlkey's ass! :) Now I know you birthday is no until the 16th but who gives a fuck I can write I early to make you feel special because to me you are special you are basically mu right arm bestaye I hope you get so freaking paralically drunk on your birthday that someone has to carry you gay ass home from the club thake your clothes off and bath you then you pass out with bitches to you left and bitches to your right. but rememeber IF YOU EVER NEED A RABBIT KILLED I AM HERE IF YOU EVER NEED A TOE TO CUDDLE I AM HERE YOU ARE ON GENUINE BOY AND I AM PROUD OF HOW FAR YOU HAVE COME *OMG HERE CMOE THE WATER WORKS* BUT I AM SERIOUS IN THE 8 MONTHS WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER I HAVE NOT BEEN SO MUCH HAPPIER AND I AM GLAD YOU FOGAVE ME FOR ALL THE SHIT I DID OK I THINK I MIGHT SHUT UP NOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!!!”
