Adult humor Quote by Rock Cowles Download Open image “The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker)” — Rock Cowles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Adult humor Humor Perfect woman Women Wordplay
The perfect woman, you see, is a working woman; not an idle, not a fine lady, but one who uses her hands and her… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
The perfect woman, you see [is] a working-woman; not an idler; not a fine lady; but one who [uses] her hands and her head… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
The Proverbs 31 woman is not the model of a perfect woman. She is the model of a committed woman under God. — Tony Evans Copy Share Image
The perfect woman is a higher type of human than the perfect man, and also something much more rare. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
A real man never lets his woman step out of the house not looking drop dead fabulous — TheoneIkeh Copy Share Image
There are no perfect women in the world; only hypocrites exhibit no defects. — Ninon de L'Enclos Copy Share Image
“A woman who enjoys her own company, who does not mind eating alone at restaurants or going dancing by herself, who does not need… — Elena Levon Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.” — Jaye Frances Copy Share Image
; has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that cant be a coincident?, or can it be? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; some are short & sweet, some are long & hard. but this time, I want one that is long, stimulating, & excitement. my weekend that is .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing hysterically when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She went on:… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker the bears… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
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