Adult humor Quote by Rock Cowles Download Open image “On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls.” — Rock Cowles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Adult humor Attitude Humor Money
You know, you can really count on a monkey to surprise you as well. — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.” — Jaye Frances Copy Share Image
; has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that cant be a coincident?, or can it be? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; some are short & sweet, some are long & hard. but this time, I want one that is long, stimulating, & excitement. my weekend that is .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing hysterically when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She went on:… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker the bears… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping… — Flora Roberts Copy Share Image
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