Quote by Eric Cartman Download Open image “How would you like to suck my balls?” — Eric Cartman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna blow my… — Red Peters Copy Share Image
If your on your knee's begging... Your in a good position to SUCK MY DICK!!!!! — Hoyt Patrick Copy Share Image
Your ignorance bores me, and I wouldnt suck a dick, a real one, any sooner than Id take a ring from a prick who… — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
