Quote by Eric Cartman Download Open image “Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.” — Eric Cartman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up… — Various Copy Share Image
When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
And if he want some pussy that's a no-no. I only fucks with bad bitches, no homo. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
And if he want some pussy that's a no-no. I only fuck with bad bitches, no homo — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
And if he wants some pussy thts no no I only fucks with my bad bitches no homo — Essence Phillips Copy Share Image
“Because the dumb slut slept with him, and he’s too nice to–” WHAM, out of nowhere he nose-butts me in the fist!” — Eliza Crewe Copy Share Image
Yo, now every lil' slut with a butt wanna jump on me. I'll teach 'em how to hump when they fucks with me. — Maino Copy Share Image
Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
