Quote by South Park Download Open image “Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.” — South Park ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what?… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand? Stan: Don't worry, Hayley. It's just like beating up… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own… — American Dad Copy Share Image
It's all about where you can land that best punch and if I land that punch on anybody in the right spot, it doesn't… — Dan Henderson Copy Share Image
Stan Ulam was lazy, ... He talked too much ... He was self-centered ... . He had an overpowering personality. — Gian-Carlo Rota Copy Share Image
The saying you give what you get is wong because if you punch some one in the face and knock them out how are they going to give you a punch back — Moab Copy Share
I dont give a shit if you punch me but I do give a shit if you punch my family or friends — Wafa Copy Share
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share Image
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement! — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. - The Newsreader — South Park Copy Share
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share
