Gun control Quote by American Dad

Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your…

— American Dad

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

— South Park

Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer…

— American Dad

“Guns don't kill people , People kill people Stan Smith / American Dad”

— Anonymous

Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said,…

— American Dad

“Stani walks in later, glaring at them both. “Bloody bastards. One minute punching each other, next minute reading poetry. What’s wrong with everyone this…

— Melina Marchetta

Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what?…

— American Dad

“Stan!” called Mr. Clay from his chair. “Come in for a moment, boy. I’m tied by the leg and can’t budge.”

— Sarah Brazytis

Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own…

— American Dad

“It was the Trashcan Man,” Stan said. “He went hogwild. Jesus Christ only knows what else he’s wired up to explode out here.”

— Stephen King

“A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.”

— Jarod Kintz

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

— South Park