Oh my god Quote by South Park Download Open image “Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!” — South Park ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Oh my god
“Stan!” called Mr. Clay from his chair. “Come in for a moment, boy. I’m tied by the leg and can’t budge.” — Sarah Brazytis Copy Share Image
Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what… — American Dad Copy Share Image
“It was the Trashcan Man,” Stan said. “He went hogwild. Jesus Christ only knows what else he’s wired up to explode out here.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what?… — American Dad Copy Share Image
“I mean, Ken has a policy of never taking even a one-granule snort when he's doing a show, and, though he's never said anything,… — Evan Dara Copy Share Image
“Ike! Jack yells, pointin at the villains at the table. Look! He's takin seconds! Oh no, he ain't!” — Moira Young Copy Share Image
“Hey there cutie," he said. "What's your name?" Lex rolled her eyes and turned toward the window. "Kill me." "Kimmy? I'm Steve," he went… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said,… — American Dad Copy Share Image
“Kenny just shook his head and pointed at the now closed envelope, his look devoid of emotion. “She’s pretty.” He had always been good… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share Image
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement! — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share Image
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing… — South Park Copy Share Image
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share Image
What I love about watching classic horror films is that they take you on a ride and they obviously make you scared because you're… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
A lot of times when I see people on the street and they ask me, 'How do you think of that? I bomb atomically,… — Inspectah Deck Copy Share Image
I was shopping at my local mall in Dallas that I've gone to for like three years now. And everyone was like "Oh my… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Did he only wear a shirt during class? Oh my God, he seriously lived across the hall. Jacob was going to flip... and probably… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. For most of eternity, I won't exist. That leaves two options: live forever or destroy the universe. Hm... I may have… — Zach Weiner Copy Share Image
He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper. "Mom!” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This is what… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
If you don't know, your labor unions and community organizations, there's somebody you can ask to guide you. A lot of people, especially in… — Dolores Huerta Copy Share Image
People were always like, 'Oh my God, you're going to be working with your girlfriend? Are you freaking out? Is that going to, like,… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
I love dipping into worlds at a fast and furious pace. A little glimpse allows the audience to put together the rest of that… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
