Day care Quote by American Dad

Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what?…

— American Dad

Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what…

— American Dad

Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your…

— American Dad

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

— South Park

Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own…

— American Dad

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

— South Park

“The homeless dudes on Alameda all have legs any runway model would kill for, and sometimes I think of giving them money, but— I…

— Kris Kidd

“Neither of us is gonna be able to walk tomorrow." "Who needs ta walk? Dunno 'bout you but I ain't plannin' ta leave this…

— Jane Seville

“Randy is a member in good standing of American society again, having cheerfully endured the process of being ritually goosed by the Government. He…

— Neal Stephenson

“Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky!” Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn’t planning on…

— Dennis Sharpe

When you're spending eight to 10 hours out there, the homeless guy is no longer homeless; it's Dave. They become people to you. I…

— Andy Grammer

Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said,…

— American Dad