Stan Marsh Quote by South Park Download Open image “This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh” — South Park ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Stan Marsh
Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what?… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your… — American Dad Copy Share Image
“I'm not mad at you," she said. "Not even a little?" "No." "Do you still love me?" It didn't seem like the perfect time… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“You’ll float down here with your friends, Beverly, we all float down here, tell Bill that Georgie says hello, tell Bill that Georgie misses… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“It was the Trashcan Man,” Stan said. “He went hogwild. Jesus Christ only knows what else he’s wired up to explode out here.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share Image
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement! — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share Image
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing… — South Park Copy Share Image
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share Image
