Women Quote by Eric Cartman

If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making…

— Eric Cartman

“If you disrespect my woman like that again, I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass. You won’t get back up.”

— Olivia Cunning

“I wouldn't hit a girl, but i'd beat a bitches ass!”

— Blue

Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd…

— Bartok

I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I could kick your ass if I wanted to but I much rather love you

— P!nk

I could kick your ass if I want to, but I much rather love you

— P!nk

Theres No Excuse For Hitting a woman, unless you're slapping that ass during sex!

— Anonymous

If she want me to beat it up.

— Pretty Ricky

Beating a women is unacceptable. Period. She tries to hit you first, do like I do and tickle her until she pisses herself.

— Nikhil Saluja

There is NO reason to hit a woman!

— Bill Burr

I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to…

— Barry Goldwater