Funny Quote by Bill Burr Download Open image “There is NO reason to hit a woman!” — Bill Burr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Intelligence Love Reason
There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Theres No Excuse For Hitting a woman, unless you're slapping that ass during sex! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no excuse to hit a woman... Ever. Not even in a movie role, because you might really like it. And then what? — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
Hitting a woman doesn't make you a man with control, it makes you a coward scared of woman putting you in your place. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
