Girlfriend Quote by Dov Davidoff Download Open image “Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.” — Dov Davidoff ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Girlfriend Mets
I've never hit anybody in my life. I never would, and the only way I could make a point was by hurting myself...It's something… — Richey Edwards Copy Share Image
I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Make sure he doesn't have a girlfriend or you'd be wasting time and efforts on something useless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I broke up with my first girlfriend because I was out of love. I was crushing so hard on her for a whole year,… — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
All right. I will be a man about this…I’m so sorry Bets. I should have hidden the keys. Booted your tires. Something. I had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You may have the girlfriend title, but we both know who your heart truly belongs to.” — Cutiplier Copy Share Image
