There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
You can rescue a woman from a dragon - because you can go slay the dragon - but you can't rescue a… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Decent responsible parents are a royal pain- that's how you know when you have them [such parents]. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Probably more than half of the people who go into psychology do so because they need help. I think it's their way… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
A lot of what children's hurt feelings are about is how the parents react. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Boys are slobs... One reason is that mothers let them get away with it. Mothers are notorious for spoiling male children. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Men are very easy- You treat them well, and they behave right. You don't treat them well, and they don't behave right. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
You've touched people and known it. You've touched people and never may know it. Either way, you have something to give. It is in… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
A woman should always be more concerned with standing up for what is right than making sure everyone 'likes' her. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
The path to solid, supportive, healthy relationships, self-respect, and a quality life starts with the usually painful decision to do the Right Thing. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
My sister is not a public person, so I don't think it's right to discuss her. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
The meaning of your life comes through your obligations to others. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image