Women Quotes by Laura Schlessinger

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no reason to yell at anybody.

— Laura Schlessinger

My way of thinking is better than yours.

— Laura Schlessinger

Never use God to hurt yourself.

— Laura Schlessinger

You have the power. You are the magic wand.

— Laura Schlessinger

As women go, so goes civilization.

— Laura Schlessinger

Make believe I'm right.

— Laura Schlessinger

I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong.

— Laura Schlessinger

Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year.

— Laura Schlessinger

If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better.

— Laura Schlessinger

Sometimes guys avoid things they don't know how to do well.

— Laura Schlessinger

Other people do not owe me their availability.

— Laura Schlessinger

Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.

— Laura Schlessinger

A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.

— Laura Schlessinger

There is no unconditional love in the universe.

— Laura Schlessinger

Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?

— Laura Schlessinger

You can rescue a woman from a dragon - because you can go slay the dragon - but you can't rescue a…

— Laura Schlessinger

There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don't marry. They…

— Laura Schlessinger

Decent responsible parents are a royal pain- that's how you know when you have them [such parents].

— Laura Schlessinger

It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up.

— Laura Schlessinger

Too many people make the past their identity and spend the rest of their lives accumulating sympathy for their past pain.

— Laura Schlessinger

Children have no reasonable assumption of privacy while they are minors in their parent's home.

— Laura Schlessinger

Women who don't think they can get a neat guy hang onto losers because something is better than nothing.

— Laura Schlessinger

When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money,…

— Laura Schlessinger

A typical complaint of married women with children is that their job stress tired them out so that they have little quality…

— Laura Schlessinger

“But the reality is that women today do not think of themselves in the context of helping "their man." Women today have…

— Laura Schlessinger

I think I average one good sulk a week.

— Laura Schlessinger

Only good people feel guilt.

— Laura Schlessinger

Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.

— Laura Schlessinger

Don't underestimate how fine you are.

— Laura Schlessinger

Arguing with a man doesn't work.

— Laura Schlessinger

There is no such thing in life as no pain and no disappointment.

— Laura Schlessinger

Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.

— Laura Schlessinger

Would you stop hoping? Hope is just postponed disappointment.

— Laura Schlessinger

Women have to be controlled- we're just too emotional.

— Laura Schlessinger

A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself.

— Laura Schlessinger

A lot of what children's hurt feelings are about is how the parents react.

— Laura Schlessinger

If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.

— Laura Schlessinger

When you're around people, act like you like them.

— Laura Schlessinger