If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
There is seemingly no biological benefit to acting with conscience; if there were, only moral individuals would survive and procreate. Sadly, we… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If you're gay or lesbian, it's a biological error that inhibits you from relating normally to the opposite sex. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Behavior is a symptom. If you look at it like a problem, you're just going to make a judgment. If you look… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
I'm making an announcement: Not one penny will I give to AIDS anything as long as [public sex is allowed in gay… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
You've touched people and known it. You've touched people and never may know it. Either way, you have something to give. It is in… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
A woman should always be more concerned with standing up for what is right than making sure everyone 'likes' her. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
The path to solid, supportive, healthy relationships, self-respect, and a quality life starts with the usually painful decision to do the Right Thing. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
My sister is not a public person, so I don't think it's right to discuss her. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
The meaning of your life comes through your obligations to others. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
