Funny Quote by Shawn Michaels Download Open image “See! I just kicked Stan!!!” — Shawn Michaels ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love WWE
Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what?… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan Ulam was lazy, ... He talked too much ... He was self-centered ... . He had an overpowering personality. — Gian-Carlo Rota Copy Share Image
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Switch on your television to watch how I kicked his ass via catoon network — Jegede Abiodun Copy Share Image
“It was the Trashcan Man,” Stan said. “He went hogwild. Jesus Christ only knows what else he’s wired up to explode out here.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna get my ass kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his ass kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said,… — American Dad Copy Share Image
I was always hurting to some extent, but never really cared about it. Now, I do care, because I have a reason to be… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
Acting is something I always wanted to try after wrestling, and I felt like this was a perfect fit. — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a great multitasker, so I try to do one thing at a time, even though there were opportunities when I… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
There are Christians who think there were seven actual days, or that creation was over time. They have answers for dinosaurs and things of… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
My years in the WWE, a lot of stuff came out that you're not even aware of because they come out with it so… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
If you're desperate enough for attention, any attention will make you feel better. — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
There's no one of us that's perfect; there's no one of us that can't do just a little better. — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
In every aspect of my life, I live under the protection of and in accordance to the laws of this nation. At the end… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
Seriously. Thank you all. In that ring w/all of u watching was THE best place for me for a very long time. Thx for… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
