“Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
; some are short & sweet, some are long & hard. but this time, I want one that is long, stimulating, &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.” — Jaye Frances Copy Share Image
; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that cant be a coincident?, or can it be? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.” — Flora Roberts Copy Share Image
;; LOL @ this dude buying condoms, and getting his card declined!, he just got cock blocked by Visa!!! — Brittany Marcum Copy Share Image
What do a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common? they cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
“When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving… — Flora Roberts Copy Share Image
“The only options I have are a four fingered shuffle and an aging vibrator whose batteries, the last time I looked, were… — Paul Adams Copy Share Image
“I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
![“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She went on: "The doctor says to me, he goes, 'You shouldn't say that, it's a rude word.'" [...] "I says to him, 'What should I say, then, doctor?' He says to me, 'Say you've got an itchy…” quote by Ken Follett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/bdb/ken-follett-941_adult-humor_i-went-to-the-doctor-said-the-woman-next_1640019.jpg)
