Adult humor Quote by Brittany Marcum

Can't help but laugh at this dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got cock blocked by Visa.

— Brii Ann

I was no fool; I was aware that when another man is too anxious to force money on one, it is time to examine…

— Robert A. Heinlein

“I knew that I wouldn’t be able to apply for the ID card without his signature, but I went to the registry office anyway…

— Manal al-Sharif

Now Pope Francis on his overnight flight back to Italy explains how contraception can be justified. This is the pope, the Vicar of Christ,…

— Rush Limbaugh

Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a few numbers. I mean, just how scary can…

— Anonymous

I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it.

— Tariq Ali

So the keeper waits upon, he waits upon a border. Let me own your punishment, It's time to break the border!

— Children Of Bodom

Put a condom over his heart, and Fuck his feeling's

— NWill's

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your…

— Mike Birbiglia

This is a guy [Donald Trump] who has been very consistent on no amnesty, no legalization, for folks who have been coming to the…

— Chris Christie

Tom: People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. We provide the service that lets them off the…

— 500) Days Of Summer

If we have a biometric exit-entry system, we know on the day after six months has exceeded his visa.And with that exit- entry system,…

— Ted Cruz