Funny Quote by Brii Ann

;; LOL @ this dude buying condoms, and getting his card declined!, he just got cock blocked by Visa!!!

— Brittany Marcum

“I knew that I wouldn’t be able to apply for the ID card without his signature, but I went to the registry office anyway…

— Manal al-Sharif

I was no fool; I was aware that when another man is too anxious to force money on one, it is time to examine…

— Robert A. Heinlein

This is a guy [Donald Trump] who has been very consistent on no amnesty, no legalization, for folks who have been coming to the…

— Chris Christie

Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a few numbers. I mean, just how scary can…

— Anonymous

Put a condom over his heart, and Fuck his feeling's

— NWill's

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your…

— Mike Birbiglia

“[Farmer] went to dozens of American and Canadian universities and colleges, preaching his O for the P [Preferential Option for the Poor] gospel, and…

— Tracy Kidder

If we have a biometric exit-entry system, we know on the day after six months has exceeded his visa.And with that exit- entry system,…

— Ted Cruz

You know why you have to give [Donald] Trump credit, whether you don't like him or not? He opened the door.Now there's a lot…

— Joe Arpaio

A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.

— Anonymous

George W. Bush was interviewed by NBC. He was on the Today show and he was asked about President Trump's visa suspension. They asked…

— Rush Limbaugh