Children Quote by Rock Cowles

A real education is not just eclectic, it defines it.

— Rock Cowles

I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick.

— Rock Cowles

No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion.

— Rock Cowles

Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us…

— Rock Cowles

Money may talk, but Debt screams like a horde of syphilitic banshees!

— Rock Cowles

If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it…

— Rock Cowles

The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast.

— Rock Cowles

How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which?

— Rock Cowles

I am grateful for the friends in my life and the life in my friends.

— Rock Cowles

Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and…

— Rock Cowles

Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity.

— Rock Cowles

I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky…

— Rock Cowles